I don’t like being mystified by my emotions. I swear, even as I sit here, I’ve gone from neutral to near tears to angry in about a 30 second span. FOR NO REASON.
Goddammit. How do I unwind and try to have “me” time when my emotions are pinging all over the map with no rhyme or reason!?
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
(Source: poopflow)
(I am out with my friends at the local cafe. We are planning to go someplace else and stay out late, so I text my dad for permission.)
Me: “Hey, can I hang out later than usual?”
Dad: “Yeah sure, let me ask your mom.”
(A couple of minutes go by.)
Dad: “Your mom wants you to be home by 5pm.”
Me: “…but it’s 5:30.”
Dad: “I don’t know; she said she wants you home by 5pm.”
Me: “…sure, let me just get my TARDIS.”
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Say what you will about old parenting methods, but having judgmental and demanding parents whose approval you’ll never earn will enable you to succeed in life. Might not be pretty, but it’s the truth.
Yeah but there are other ways to get your kids to…
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
I thought it was a bit generic (accurate as hell tho) until the end. I like this guy, he gets it.
OMG
OMG
The last one. I cackled!
Stick around for the last few seconds—HE DOES GET US!
WE WON AN EMMY!!!
That’s right, The Legend of Korra won the 2013 Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Casting for an Animated Series or Special. Extra special congrats to Shannon Reed, Sarah Noonan, and Gene Vassilaros!
Yay!
Congratulations to our amazing Korra team. :)
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
One of them is in Oregon!!!!! I must go now!!
Candida Hofer - Libraries (published 2005)
Ugh, today has been interesting. Bullets because I don’t really care enough to make paragraphs…
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
wow
is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
WHAT.
remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
is he about to cry because i’m seriously about to cry if he is
actual time lord Bill Nye
I feel like Bill Nye will be one of the people The Doctor would visit some day. He’s met Shakespeare, Dickens, Agatha Christie, and Van Gogh. And then he’d meet the man who made all those names famous. Without Bill Nye, how would children know Galileo? How would they know about NASA?
Bill Nye is the person who first teaches children about the stars. The man who made kids so curious, that one day, maybe one of his viewers will be the first man on mars. All because of Bill Nye. And I think the Doctor would find it an honor to shake his hand.
plus he wears bow ties, so you know, they could admire each other’s bows together.
^^this commentary makes me so happy
Bill Nye is really the 12th Doctor.
